I'm getting some help today in the home office from Chief Office Kitty and Head Printer Monitor, Star. A mid-career professional, Star likes to get really close to the keyboard to monitor computer key-strokes, and also insists on being present whenever anything gets printed. We are considering promoting her to COO of Home Office Security, because she also likes to patrol the house, checking for abnormalities, new sounds, or out-of-place household objects. Sadly, as Star can't type, she will never be able to help with data entry, spreadsheets, or data analysis, which is what we really need today. Could she someday become the CEO of A-1 Concrete Leveling Buffalo? A cat can dream.
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